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• 1. morph_62uiop  |  11/29,2011

  Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
  . A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

• 2. Hotie_88ghj  |  11/29,2011

  Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
  . Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

• 3. Ivona_76b  |  11/29,2011

  I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
  . A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

• 4. KrAzY_K_91jk  |  11/29,2011

  The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
  . I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

• 5. Milky_83wert  |  11/29,2011

  I laugh cause I just farted!
  . There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

• 6. Hellen_57  |  11/29,2011

  It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
  . I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

• 7. daisy_90asdf  |  11/29,2011

  Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
  . Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

• 8. wings_99x  |  11/29,2011

  Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
  . He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

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