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11/27/2011

Pita žena muža:
‘Sećaš se ono kad si išao na pecanje pre šest meseci?’
‘Kako da ne, bio je odličan ulov!’
‘E, pa zvala te je riba koju si ulovio – očekuje ribice!’

 

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  • 1. morph_62uiop  |  11/29,2011

    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
    . A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

  • 2. Hotie_88ghj  |  11/29,2011

    Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
    . Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

  • 3. Ivona_76b  |  11/29,2011

    I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
    . A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

  • 4. KrAzY_K_91jk  |  11/29,2011

    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
    . I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

  • 5. Milky_83wert  |  11/29,2011

    I laugh cause I just farted!
    . There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

  • 6. Hellen_57  |  11/29,2011

    It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
    . I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

  • 7. daisy_90asdf  |  11/29,2011

    Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
    . Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

  • 8. wings_99x  |  11/29,2011

    Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
    . He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

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