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• 1. cool_guy_87  |  11/29,2011

  A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
  . Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

• 2. random_guy_80  |  11/29,2011

  Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  . I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

• 3. KrAzY_K_51  |  11/29,2011

  I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
  . Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

• 4. authorIX_55erty  |  11/29,2011

  Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
  . Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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